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HOLIDAY FAVORITE

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All the power you need for that gift you really want!

Real working Energizer® batteries with a festive holiday header. A little gift with a big sense of humor — perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant and stocking stuffers.
$8.85
Pack Size: Single Pack
Product subtotal: $8.85

📦 Packed in Florida   •   🔒 Secure checkout
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$8.85
$8.85
Pack Size: Single Pack
Gift Not Included — Single Pack
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$8.85

Funny Gag Gift

A little surprise to get the holiday laughs going.

Packed in Florida

Designed and packaged with care.

Real Working Batteries

Two Energizer® AA batteries in every gift.

Secret Santa & White Elephant

A playful gift for friends, family and coworkers.

Why People Love It

  • ★★★★★

    “Great gag gift for my husband. He stocked up on batteries of all sizes. He really got a kick out of it!”

    Susan
    Etsy review · September 29, 2026

  • ★★★★★

    “These were great stocking stuffers!!!”

    b4dyce50
    Etsy review · September 29, 2026

  • ★★★★★

    “Hilarious gift LOL, my family loved it.”

    Malcolm
    Etsy review · September 29, 2026
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Product Details

A simple, hilarious and unforgettable little gift for the holiday season.

✓ Two working Energizer® AA batteries per gift

✓ Festive red holiday header and clear bag

✓ Designed and packaged in Florida

✓ Single, 3 Pack and 4 Pack options

Frequently Asked Questions

Do the batteries really work?

Yes! Each gift contains two working Energizer® AA batteries.
What is included in each pack?

Each individual gift includes two AA batteries in a clear bag with a festive Gift Not Included header card. The 3 Pack includes three complete gifts; the 4 Pack includes four.
Is this a good gift for office parties?

Absolutely — it is a playful choice for Secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers and holiday parties.
  • 5 stars: 865 (94%)
  • 4 stars: 53 (6%)
  • 3 stars: 4 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 3 (0%)
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Susan

Great gag gift for my husband. He stocked up on batteries of all sizes. He really got a kick out of it!

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b4dyce50

These were great stocking stuffers!!!

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Malcolm

Hilarious gift LOL, my family loved it.

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Erica

I’m looking forward to putting them in stockings.

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Susan

A very cute gag gift.

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Jan

Great for gift giving to children

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Joanne

Love this idea! Can’t wait to give as a gift.

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Clinton

Item was exactly as described and arrived quickly. Gave this to my mom as a gag gift for the reindeer barn she created. She loved it!

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Karyn

These are just as funny as they were when I saw them on your site! They are going to my 3 'adult' Grandest kids - I HATE venmo-ing! So these allow me to wrap something - I won't even sign the card, they'll know they are from Nana....THANKS FOR THINKING UP SUCH A FUNNY THING!!!

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Brian

Best gift ever. Really gets the laughs highly recommended.

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Carrisa

great!

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Kim

Great idea! Would order again,

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Sara

Husband is retired but got his badge number for my locker at work.

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Wesley

great product would buy again.

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lyneschoeck1

2nd order. Great company.

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John

Great gift. 5 star for company.

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Fun gag gift

for anyone

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Jesmegin

Great stocking stuffer! Got a good laugh out of the parents. Pleased.

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Fun gag gift for anyone

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Steve

Nice quality decal, looks great on truck. Quick shipping.

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Alma

Exactly what I was expecting

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tracylgrimm0323

Made a good stocking stuffer

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Amanda

Funny stocking stuffers for the family.

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Debi

This gag gift is absolutely adorable. I know it will be a hit! Excellent workmanship and shipped promptly. Will definitely buy from this small business again.

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Summer

Took a good bit to get here but definitely worth the wait. Just what I wanted

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Sarah

These make the best stocking stuffers! Lol

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Helen

A fun stocking stuffer for older kids.

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Sofia

Very nice I really like how it looks!!10/10

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mablakem12

I used for stocking stuffers. The grandchildren are always looking for batteries. Great joke!

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Judith

Great gag gift! Kids loved it!

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Craig

5 stars all around. Nice stocking stuffer.

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Erika

lol this was so fun to add to my brothers gift

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Ann

Fast shipment met expectations. Funny gift

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Steve

This screw cancer window decal is uniquely perfect to let everyone know in a generally nice way how you feel about cancer!

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Michael Brent Strickland

Great item! Loved the reaction of my niece and nephew when they opened them!

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Doris

Funny! Put in stocking. Generates a chuckle even from anyone lacking a humorous attitude.